Explore a vibrant, contemporary painting that captures the pervasive anxiety and uncertainty of living through turbulent current events. Art reflecting modern life.

Guaranteed uncertain times

Doesn't it feel like we're about to live through some crazy history? But not only history -- probably the wildest events modern humans have seen (and ever will). 

Perhaps you don't follow the news, and it's just another day, another year. Well, this might not relate to you. Though maybe you've got anxiety about your personal future, it's reasonably common and similar to the topic of this art piece.

Though I don't think that often has the same existential ring to it.

Anyway, the effect of news, and I don't just mean 'mainstream' news, I mean following current events (in many ways, social media makes this much worse), is that it feels like we're always on the edge of (the opposite of) greatness. 

Well, I'm here to tell you what you hopefully already know (because who am I to make non-trivial observations): stuff may be happening, and it might be awful and absurd, but it always is -- which doesn't make it any easier, or less anxiety-inducing, but.... but nothing.

I don't like when people feel like they're special when they're not. You're not unique, probably, like me, just a boring guy (person), writing boring texts and poems and making dull, unoriginal (yet beautiful, to me at least) art.

For free (wow, what an edgy text you made here. Surely this will change lives.)

Discover 'New Pope,' a unique painting contemplating the complexities of papal authority, faith, skepticism, and power in the modern world. View the artwork.

New Pope

I'll tell you all you have to know about the new pope. If you're interested in thinking about him (but not so interested in actually looking into the situation.)

Raised by almost anti-religious people, I am biased in a significant way -- and I too grew to be ultra-rational, just a little more tolerant than my parents, not that they're hateful people -- they're tolerant of my tolerance, they have a little less respect than me for those who believe in the supernatural. 

Which I don't think is the worst thing in the world: they'd never force their opinions on anyone. They just don't get it. 

There are many things other people don't get, which is okay as long as it stays at that.

To me, the pope is just another person, and even to those very religious. But it's hard to see him that way, as even if he stays as grounded as possible, it's hard to be another person if you've got that much power of that many people. 

It's similar to political leaders -- I guess I don't know much about the 'elections' of popes, but they must fundamentally be political as well. 

As somebody indoctrinated by democracy from an early age, it's hard for me to imagine accepting a new leader that I had no part in choosing -- I mean, I tolerate my king, I guess, but I'm not happy about it.

Discover art delving into Markt Den Bosch ('s-Hertogenbosch). A deeply personal view of a city filled with memories, dancing buildings, and streets you're told you cannot truly know. Why?

Achter de markt

You don't know this city, and you're not allowed to. But don't worry: there are many cities you'll never hear about with more people in them than you're capable of thinking about. 

You're allowed to know about those if you insist.

Just not this one.

And there are even many other things in the world that will never cross your path. You're free to go out of your way to learn about those things, too.

So I hope you don't care about not being allowed to know this city, and if you do, I'll have you know I have a good reason for keeping you away.

The city holds all of my memories. I've been going out of my way to see her all my life, staring at the walls, the dancing buildings, the people, the wonky streets, not too long ago birthing my ancestors.

So -- even if you know this city, you don't know it. 

I don't know this city.

That's why you can't either because until I figure her out, I won't even allow you to try.

Explore an artwork born from an adult autism diagnosis. Discover the powerful story behind the painting & its metaphor for viewing the world anew.

Everything Is Autism

The inventor of the hammer must've hit the whole world before getting to their next thought. Yes, it's annoying, but we shouldn't be too hard on them. 

When you finally get a good idea, hold on to it. I get that. And if you have self-awareness, you'll get it as well (because you're just the same).

And when I got my autism diagnosis -- after 23 years of suspecting I might not entirely be my peers -- it seemed like a good idea to me.

I've been hammering my whole world ever since: myself countless times, my relationship -- rather, the extended absence of one, and other social relationships. 

I've hit the food I like to eat, the paintings I'm obsessed with making, the little boy now grown up, my anxiety -- the difficulty working on my (school) work.

And now, perhaps, you.

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Starry night

Getting art inspiration is the hardest easy thing in the world; you're out of ideas for days until a couple of minutes go by in which your brain decides to get inspired -- and you get the ideas for weeks of work. 

At least, that's how it is for me. And because I am me, if you're different, I have to say that you're weird. My therapist told me that, or they would have, had I listened to them. 

So it was one of those idea-less days (this is a lie), and I just had to paint; there was nothing else to do (except to waste my time). 

Frustrated, I went for a walk to find something to paint, and when I looked up, I scared myself; the sky had become as dark as it gets, and I had no idea how I got there (at that time). 

And I ran back home, where, while lying in bed, I looked up (again) and noticed the most beautiful stars. 

Realizing I was losing my mind made me think of poor old Vincent -- who my sister, when she was a kid, only realized had died after looking at his art in Amsterdam, asking my mom (moments before crying louder than she ever had); 'Is Vincent dead.'

All that to say: with a world of so much beautiful art, you never have to be out of inspiration: you can always steal from somebody who wasn't, anytime you like.

Explore "Minecraft The Painting." Is the game just a derivative? This unique piece offers a new perspective on the beloved world. Shop prints today.

Minecraft, the painting

You learn something every day, primarily unintended & unknowingly, but it happens either way. 

Often, I feel like I have many more unanswered questions, ones that I'm too lazy to adequately address than that I learn. 

And it doesn't really matter that much anyway. 

So, at some point, I learned that I don't want to make what I do who I am, though to some extent, this will always happen anyway. 

Especially if you're as proud as I can be -- about anything I do. 

Also, even if you're way more, you are just what you do. So perhaps I should accept that as well.

But I used to play Minecraft a lot. I guess I used to play games a lot in general, but especially a lot of Minecraft. And once in a while, I'll go back and enjoy it.

And so I learned something new. Apparently, the game is based on a book or movie or something. I'm not sure.

I guess my whole life was a lie. I thought I was cool -- I told everyone I was because I was so into the game; learning it was just a cheap derivative of a loser medium (like a book) upset me.

This is why I made another derivative. Hopefully, it will upset you too: here is Minecraft, The Painting.


Explore colorful cityscape art from Den Bosch ('s-Hertogenbosch). Vibrant painting inspired by local Dutch city scenes and waterways.

Bootvaart, Den Bosch

It's getting warmer outside, so sitting somewhere to sketch what I see no longer seems an uncomfortable plan. 

But that has little to do, really, with why I've started making more paintings about my beautiful city.

Context is essential for anything, especially art. That's why I write the title, the date, and the number on all my art. 

You might claim not to care about what's behind an art piece, but knowing some outside information will change how you look at it -- even Rothko shouldn't deny that his story significantly helped people appreciate his art, even if he might not have liked it. 

So, I'm trying to paint my context: I've made many art pieces about my family and will continue to do so, but I want to shine a light on the great city that made me. 

So here is the perspective from a bench near the town hall, next to the water, where many people take boat trips.

These trips only happen during part of the year, but when I sit there, I'm always afraid one will come by and invade the privacy of my home. 

Especially during the time of year I'm most inclined to take the time to sit there.

I guess it's hard work: loving a city. 

Discover 'lost feet,' where empty slippers symbolize longing and uncertain hope. Explore emotional artwork about separation, memory, and missing loved ones.

Lost Feet

This is somewhat unrelated to what I'm about to tell you, but my girlfriend had to leave me for a while. I won't go into why, as that's not what this painting is about. 

Most of the time crying seems weird to me. But I'm also not the best at understanding other people's feelings.

My mom and sister cry rather frequently. Especially for the latter, it's just something they do when feeling distressed. Difficult for me to understand, but I can accept that it is just that; a reaction.

My girlfriend is kinda similar as well.

Anyway, about once a year, I want to cry too. When that happens I feel like I'm the same as the previously mentioned. 

Actually, then, I don't understand my reaction either. It's just something I feel like doing. Experiencing that makes it easier to understand that sometimes it's the same for them (and that I'm a human as well.) 

My girlfriend is gone now, And for a little while after she left, I felt like crying, so I did. 

Before she left, she put the slippers I gave her for Sinterklaas in the hallway, where they are still today. And I can't get myself to put them away. I like the idea of them being there for when she comes back -- if she comes back.

And looking at them makes me feel like crying, sometimes, and I mean that positively -- I'm glad I want to cry because she's so far gone.

Or perhaps I'm just lazy (and this makes me emotional?)

Discover the untold story of Leonardo da Vinci's hidden self-portrait as a pregnant man concealing a secret landscape. A fascinating conversation starter!

Mona Lisa

Perhaps the most famous painting. Surely. But you might not know the real story behind why it was created. If you care, do read on. If you don't, then you're missing out, but I get it, art is somewhat dull (for those who haven't convinced themself of the opposite.)

And I'm not talking about the story of the wife of the wealthy silk merchant from Florence or that it took the best part of two decades for Leonardo da Vinci to (not even) finish the work, which never ended up with the family anyway. 

Or the story of how it was stolen in the early 20th century, starting its skyrocketing fame, about which a not-worldwide-famous-yet Picasso was interrogated.

No. This story is way more fascinating than any of those, by now, surface-level facts about the painting. 

You might not want to believe the reality I'm about to present, but it is just that, and I'll keep it short, so you have all the time you'll need to get that information settled. 

The Mona Lisa is a labor-of-love (for its personal importance) landscape hidden behind a self-portrait of a significantly pregnant Da Vinci. And that's all.

A captivating painting depicting a late tornado warning, showcasing dramatic weather scenes and the anxiety of impending storms. Ideal for collectors of tornado and storm art

(Late) Tornado Warning

I've never seen a tornado in my life. And there hasn't been an actual second I worried about encountering one.

That's not entirely true. What child doesn't look at the wind blowing the leaves and some lone trash in a circular motion and worry about what could be?

But I've grown past that, now I only complain about the trash or wind. So, instead of a story about my own tornado experience, here's a story I vaguely remember my mom telling

My mom lived in the US for some early parts of her life. While there, for some parts of that period in her life, she lived in places where the possibility of tornadoes existed.

If you know the woman, you know she seems to worry for a living. Naturally, she told me she was also worried about tornadoes. All the time. Even though the real likelihood was not worth worrying about.

The one day she finally realized so, a tornado would appear, with just a late warning to help her prepare, though too late, as when she looked outside, he had already come to visit.

I don't remember what happened after. But as my mom is still here, I imagine she convinced the tornado to turn around.

Experience the gateway to Den Bosch through "Welcome to Den Bosch" art. Captures the essential first view for visitors, born from an artist's city walk.

Welcome To Den Bosch

Born in what is now part of a former forestry city, I had no chance but to fall in love. 

Perhaps I like falling in love with what's around me. If you're going to be around something regardless, you might as well convince yourself it's remarkable.

Making art is part of my daily routine, like eating or sleeping. It's just something I do, and I've made a lot of art about this beautiful place.

But I've convinced myself that, as an artist, I should make art about the important parts of my beautiful city. So, I walked into the city. (With this girl I write about frequently.)

Partially to make a new sketch covering part of the beautiful city.

Finding a beautiful spot is trivial. Nevertheless, finding a good place where sketching is comfortable can be rough.

So it took until the end of our walk for the pressure to sketch motivated me to sit down and actually do it. If I did not, you might call our walk a failure, which nobody likes being. 

At that moment, I sketched the entrance to the city for many people. The perspective everyone who comes in by train sees, and many others that use a car, bus, or foot.

"I made this hole on purpose." Explore a painting on upcycled canvas defined by the artist's intentional alteration. See the work & find the meaning.

Purposeful hole in canvas

The canvas I paint on is now mostly 2nd hand. 

My parents used to make clothes from 2nd hand clothing (before it was cool), but this had little impact on my decision to start using the canvas, except that they probably suggested the idea in the first place.

It's just so cheap. I was already working on the cheapest canvas I could get from the store, but it wouldn't be as big as the 2nd hand canvas.

So, together with my mom, we went to thrift stores close by home to see what they had in stock, and there I found this painting, made by some lady named Anita, in 2008.

I made a (meaningful) hole in this canvas, and there are reasons I did. But I won't just tell you. Look at the painting, and you'll understand that I had to. If you stare long enough, you'll understand.

To reiterate, it was not an accident. I made this hole by my own will, on purpose.

And that's the whole story.

Just a painting about how I made a cool hole, on purpose, not because I'm an idiot and did it on accident.


This unique teacup painting print, "Boring tea, Fancy cup," explores relatable social awkwardness and finding calm. Perfect if you love contemporary art about everyday life & inner thoughts.

Boring tea, Fancy cup

An unusual (to me) family invited me to eat with this confusing device requiring what feels like six fingers to work together simultaneously to get anything in your mouth. I'm not sure how they invented the thing.

And you might wonder why I decided to accept at all. Well, it was, of course, my girlfriend who invited me. She's somewhat unusual herself and wanted me to meet her family.

So we went to meet her family. When we arrived, they almost immediately handed me the device and advised me to eat some of the food they had already ordered. While at the same time asking me if I wanted something to drink. 

I was rather thirsty, and when I bit my first piece of food, it felt like my head was melting off. For some reason, that's what these kinds of unusual people like eating as well. 

So now I wanted to drink something as quickly as possible. I used to drink a lot of tea and wanted to try out some, as my girlfriend had promised theirs would be pretty good, so that's what I went with.

When it arrived, I was impressed by the aesthetics of the tea: it came in a beautiful cup, but when I tasted it, it was perfectly plain to me.

So I inspected the tea and found it was very dull traditional tea, the same type you might get from your parents if they offer you some. 

But this was all a nice distraction from the anxiety of trying to impress the family, who now was also too polite to distract me from my attempt at eating & drinking.

Explore art about noticing the easily missed details in nature. "Smallest tree" invites contemplation on perception & the beauty found in ordinary moments, especially in winter. Shop nature art prints.

Smallest tree

Like many of my stories, this one started while I was walking on a day when the sun seemed nonexistent, and light seemed to disappear from the day a minute after it came. 

Stupidity is hard to define, and I'm a lazy guy, so I don't care to think about it much -- but I'm certainly ignorant.

One of the things I'm ignorant about is the sun and the moon. I don't know why the sun hides away during parts of the year while it's there mostly forever during others. 

My job is accepting that they forever do this dance, and it's one of those things that makes you look at the world differently. 

There are specific trees only observable during this time of year that I never notice when the weather is warmer. Perhaps they're invisible, or they disappear.

While walking to my parents, I noticed the smallest of those trees. 

If you allow me to be honest, it was a lot bigger than all the other trees of the same kind I had ever seen, and honestly, I'm not even sure if it was one of those. 

But it was a tree I noticed, I'm reasonably sure.

Discover a striking Neo-Expressionist face painting. Features bold, vibrant colors (pinks, blues, yellows) applied thickly. Captures raw emotion & naive energy.

Present Love

Love must be something, right? A lot of people talk about it. But I'm not very sure what it means.

Feelings are complicated for me to understand anyway, so it's not unique to love. I suppose love is confusing for many people, but sometimes, it feels like everyone else understands much more about it than I do. Perhaps they are just better and more interested in pretending. 

Just because I don't understand feelings doesn't mean I don't have them. Rarely, but regularly, it feels like I feel a lot, actually. The feelings are all over the place in my brain & body, and all I can do is accept I'm on some ride, unbeknownst where it'll bring me.

I think if I could accept that, my anxiety wouldn't be so bad.

So I guess this is a painting about love for my girlfriend. Whatever that means -- perhaps the fact that I keep wanting to paint her.

Bold, raw, and vibrating with neon color. This textured Art Brut painting captures overwhelming energy & touches on themes of work anxiety and immaturity. Unique figure art.

Business baby

Ever seen a grown-up work? It's not very interesting. Neither is seeing a baby work except for perceived novelty. 

Now, I disagree with that perception, as I believe babies work much harder than most people do after they quit learning as their occupation, which most of us do -- learning to survive is no easy feat for someone who knows nothing.

All that to say: I once met a baby doing his job poorly, not because he did not want to (tough to believe, as he did not seem to try very hard). But I trust his word, for his word was all he had.

The baby was complaining about the stress doing the job poorly was giving him -- this stress was supposedly why the baby could not perform very well. The baby mentioned some vicious cycle, which I assume relates to astrology.

I'm not quite sure what he meant.

I'm also quite unsure why the baby would choose to be stressed like that, though: I suppose change is hard for anyone, and some people never seem to grow up.

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Stolen Money

Helping a relative always sucks. You can't just say no. However, if you make a mistake, you hear about it for a long time. 

My girlfriend is too kind in a way few other people are. She's always helping anyone who asks, and I have to deal with her complaining about people not paying her back or other consequences of her actions. 

Anyway, a family member of a friend of hers asked us if we could help them get some money (actually, it was 1.3 million euros in cash) that someone owed them. And before I could reason with her that it was a horrendous idea to help, as there was no upside for us, my girlfriend agreed.

To my surprise, it all went smoothly. We stored the money in a safe provided by a friend's family member, who was the only person who knew how to open it once we closed it. 

We had to wait a week, which was very nerve-wracking -- and of course, my girlfriend complained about it, too. We stayed home because we did not want to leave the safe out of sight. When one of us left, the other would stay. 

We were sure that nobody had touched the safe.

But it was empty when the friend's family member showed up to collect their money. We quickly escaped the situation, and I'm now writing this story from some island you've never heard of.

Experience urban anxiety through vibrant Art Brut / Outsider Art. This chaotic, textured painting features cars & signs in intense neon colors, capturing raw energy

Wrong Spot

I went to pick up someone's aunt from the airport. She had been in another country for about 10  years. Now, don't start thinking stupid thoughts; she did live in the Netherlands but had just been away for a while. 

So, I got to the airport and brought her home -- I had been warned that she was a stressful person, and now that I had met her, I understood what that meant. 

But most of that isn't that interesting.

Except that the first taxi we called I had to communicate with, and I wasn't prepared besides to tell him what she asked me. When we got to him, he was unreasonably upset, and because the aunt could not turn herself off, the conflict escalated, and he refused to take her home. 

However stressful she is, I agree with her -- he was silly.

So we had to get another taxi, which wasn't difficult; he arrived and decided to park in just the one spot not allowed, supposedly missing the giant sign right next to it, or perhaps just not caring. 

And then, out of nowhere, a cop car stopped next to them. I'm unsure if they communicated, but they quickly left, and there wasn't any issue. 

But I can still feel my heart beating at the thought of getting another taxi.

Quit Pills

Some lady had told me I should start taking pills, and she convinced me. It was supposed to help with my anxiety, and I feel like it kinda did. So that was nice.

It also made me a lot lazier, which was also pleasant, as I had just gotten into a song called Lazybones, and this allowed me to make a painting by the same name, a practice I used to do a lot. 

This laziness also gave me a couple of new hobbies I enjoyed. For example, I started lying on the floor staring at the ceiling, flavoring my now monotonous life.

But like all things, I knew that one day it must pass, and now it has. 

After a while, I started to believe that everything had become brighter again. Sometimes, I do feel like it has. However, at least as frequently, I feel like life moves on, and nothing ever changes.

Rough Night

A ghost I met last night admitted to me their most devastating yet intimate story.

You see, most stories are lucky to be devastating OR intimate. Often, that is what makes them fascinating—a reality I don't believe I have to elaborate on.

But the ghost told me a more intimate AND devastating story than any you will hear otherwise.

Don't get me wrong, this was a heavily censored story, not for any reason except that I trust the ghost to have censored it themselves. Nobody, dead or alive, can admit to everything they've ever witnessed.

And like always, I'll keep it short, mostly because I fear I may have forgotten the story.

For which I give you my apologies. I owe you some good gossip, but to be fair, when was the last time you gave me some?

Wooden Statue

So I found myself in some apartment with a bunch of statues and paintings of a kind you wouldn't usually see.

Art can be cool to observe, sometimes. But I needed to be in the mood, and there were 2 girls and an aged man, making it harder to get in that state of mind.

Of course, I tried -- because pictures don't compare to seeing a piece right in front of you, which allows viewing it from afar, up close, and all kinds of angles.

Then my eye landed on this statue, seemingly made from a single piece of wood, overseeing the room. It seemed peaceful, and for a statue, that shouldn't be surprising. 

But, and I agree with this assertion, the room was too full of statues. The aged man had no room to put the others. Knowing that fact allowed me to see through the calm act the statue had put on.

This scared the statue into playing lifeless. 

And now I regret exposing it.

I wanted to paint the feeling the statue gave me. Without being able to stare at it for a little longer, this was hard to achieve.

Finger Meets Mouth

This one morning, I woke up to my girlfriend not lying beside me in our bed. This was (only) a little confusing; I had not remembered her going (back) to Brussels, but as she does often enough, I figured I was still rather sleepy.

But the sun had called the morning, so it was time to get up -- when I heard strange noises from my kitchen: there must've been a monster.

And like a normal person, I weighed my options: escaping from my apartment to avoid a conflict or protecting my belongings from the demon.

When I finally, after a good half hour or so, mustered up the courage, all I found was my cute girlfriend.

She had awoken to an insatiable desire and had just cleaned our kitchen of anything palatable. So when she noticed me, she leaped to me, took my finger in her mouth, and well -- the rest I'll leave up to your imagination.

Double booked

Nothing about this story, even this sentence, actually happened, and neither is realistic. If anything in it sounds plausible -- you might not be real either.

So there's this couple who went on a trip to Ghent in Belgium, for which they had booked a hotel far in advance.

They had to walk to the hotel, which took about an hour. When they finally arrived, the receptionist apologetically explained: "I'm so sorry, but your room was double-booked." They were supposed to have gotten an email about it but hadn't.

Defeated, they went outside, sat down, and stared at the skeleton of an ancient town full of tourists like themselves.

They had to decide what to do but could not find other hotels. So, instead of making a hard choice, they sat still and stared. 

A couple of hours later, the receptionist asked them to move, but they did not respond, not out of rudeness but because they had lost the ability to do so.

They sat there for 12 years, slowly losing themselves further and further into the city until they disappeared.

A Live House

I have a couple of critical questions for you. Please don't move on until you've answered them to yourself. 

When was the last time you genuinely thanked someone? I don't do it often enough—it's nice to be appreciated.

Well, you might've been able to answer that one, but when's the last time you genuinely thanked the stuff you own or the house you live in?

I never would, as I didn't believe they could appreciate the gesture, but I met a man with a story who changed my perspective. As I've already wasted your time with my exhausting questions, I'll keep his story short.

The man had lived in this house for the better part of his adult life, never batting an eye (as he assumed he was merely losing his mind), but slowly and more frequently, he heard the house starting to move, talk, and more worryingly: complain.

One time, when he came back from watching grass, the house was alive and well: the lights were on, music was playing, and the chimney was blowing large clouds.

And that's all he could figure out, as he was no longer allowed inside.

The waitress

Have you ever woken up unable to hear, smell, talk, or see well? I'd be more surprised if you've never. But what is rare is waking up with only one of those working.

I wouldn't be surprised if you don't believe me when I say that I woke up one day, and everyone I interacted with could only use one.

I could only see, and my girlfriend could only speak (which honestly doesn't seem far off the norm anyway.) 

This happened to our great annoyance while we were on a trip to Belgium. 

So, my girlfriend noticed a cute Thai restaurant, which made her very happy because she wanted to impress me by ordering her food in Thai.

The waitress came, and she could only see. My girlfriend enthusiastically ordered in Thai. I could never be sure, but she seemed to order the entire menu, telling many stories while the waitress patiently looked. 

I haven't the heart to tell her, but the waitress didn't understand any of it; she was from the Philippines (and could not hear anyway.)

Art about the Sint Jan cathedral in Den Bosch ('s-Hertogenbosch)

Sint Jan

The Netherlands is a small country, which allows me to say that I live in a big city about the small city I live in.

If I wanted to.

In this big/small city, there's a famous ancient building called the Sint Jan. I've had memories of it for as long as I can remember. Because of my disinterest, I still don't understand much about the building. Still, I used to not understand anything, only knowing it was beautiful.

Even though the building looks grand, being inside makes it seem even taller. If I didn't know any better (and I definitely don't), I'd assume it was. 

Someone should measure someday.

The building somewhat scares me, which is hard to explain: to me, it doesn't seem to be decorated; it's elegant, though everyone keeps talking about its impressive statues & decorations.

This is annoying because I have to pretend I see them as well, meaning I have to figure out pretentious ways to express my appreciation. It's scary because the building is supposed to be some kind of holy. 

I guess I'm going to hell.

Weird Girl

I'm one of those people with weird parents; when people look at me, I feel them (annoyingly, correctly) assume so.

But they're the good kind of weird, I promise. Their friends, the few they had, often turned out to be the bad kind. Many weird people are; the weirdness starts as fun, but when further explored, it quietly becomes evident that they're kinda dysfunctional. Weird people are somewhat of a gamble.

A lot of normal people, the older they get, see themself become more and more like their parents. Well, let me tell you, as a weird guy, this is also true for us. 

Like my parents, I prefer having few friends, and the ones I choose to spend time with are primarily weird. 

If you don't end up like your parents, you'll end up pretending to be their opposite. Hopefully, convincingly enough to one day trick yourself into forgetting it was an act.

Anyway, so this painting is about my new best friend, who's rather weird.

Now I get most people might call a lot of otherwise normal people weird because of a few things they do out-of-the-ordinary -- that's not the case here.

Are you wondering what makes her weird? I get that, but that's not what this painting is about.

Stolen Ice Cream

There's this girl who keeps showing up at my apartment. I'm not sure how she does it, but she keeps convincing me to let her in; she practically lives here now.

And some time ago, she convinced me to go to a theme park with her.

Which might not sound crazy to you -- but I hate theme parks. Maybe hate is a strong word, but I can entertain myself very well, so I would never choose to spend the money. 

But again, somehow, she figured out a way to manipulate me. When we arrived, I felt stupid as I feared every attraction. And you can guess it; she convinced me to join her in taking the rides anyway.

I don't know what it is.

After we finished the whole park, she asked if I wanted to get some ice cream. Nausously, I told her I was watching my weight but that she could get some herself.

So she got some ice cream. 

But she didn't even touch it much: she force-fed me until most of it was gone. Then she told me she was too full to finish the rest and that I had to finish it.

And so I did -- all she said she wanted was one last spoonful, with which she scooped all the ice cream until the only thing I had left was confusion about how I got into this situation in the first place.

Wish I learned something from this situation.

Drunk lady

How often do you act like you're a good person? This painting is about a day I did twice, or at least as far as I can remember, which I probably would as I generally remember any time I do something good for somebody (because I'm not a good person.)

The first good thing was picking up my girlfriend from the train station to walk home together (She thinks I do it for her, but I only do it because I like spending time with her.)

Anyway, while we were walking back, I was trying to be romantic (to manipulate her into liking me so she'll keep helping me clean) when I slipped and stumbled.

(Which made her rudely laugh uncontrollably.)

When I tried to recover from my failure, she noticed a drunken lady who had fallen from her bike. We rushed to help her. I couldn't but help -- so that's what I did.

She must've been Thai, as they started to talk in some foreign language, presumably gossiping. And she won't admit to what they were talking about. That's what I get for (pretending to be) good. Huh.

Well dressed homeless

Waking up in a bed that isn't yours, for whatever reason, to me at least, is a little disorienting. Even if I've been doing it daily for what feels like my whole life, it never gets easier.

Though, this morning, when I awoke, I felt something special. I'm not a spiritual person at all, but the brain can make you many feelings that evoke sympathy to any religious zealot.

And because it's 'just' a feeling, there's no way to rationalize it. So I went on with my day and put on my suit. The first mirror I found, I spent an hour looking in, after another of cleaning myself first.

Looking my (regular) best, I went to my favorite work spot and sat down to start. And as usual, people walked by, disregarding my desperate pleas.

Some greet me, others smile, but none give me what I want -- which shouldn't be surprising, yet the feeling present during my first hours made me expect change -- maybe I am more spiritual than I'd like to believe.

When I felt like giving up (my hope, not the job), I saw someone who made me feel weird again. The way he walked at me made me sense this was the day I'd finally get what I deserved.

He slowly walked, seemingly to me, and when he was within touching range, he waved and gave me 500 euros.

Which made me cry like I had never before. I felt like a little boy again. He said it wasn't a problem and I should use it wisely. I responded: thanks, I guess.

As he walked away, I understood we were both more disappointed than we had been in years: because we didn't get the praise we had anticipated, he for the money they could easily miss, and me for the stunning suit I had again put on.