Endless hair

If you're struggling with your hair, I've got some tips. I'm qualified because I've got the longest and most beautiful hair in my city (being selectively blind.) My hair is actually endlessly long. It started because whenever I came back from the barber, I wasn't happier with how I looked, so I stopped having it get cut -- and it grew. I wasn't concerned with how long it got until one weekend someone pulled on the end of my hair, and when I turned around, I couldn't see them, so I spent the rest of the weekend trying to find the person, but I could not, because I could not find the end of my hair, as it doesn't exist. I guess that upset me enough that I forgot all about the tips I had. But here's one that is helpful: don't let it get this far.